Sexual Intercourse

Something which you will never have

You’ll never have sexual intercourse

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 2, 2022

Flexual Intercourse

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.

Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.

by CAWS March 6, 2008

intercourse

the smarticle name for sex

Sex Ed Teacher: And always wear a condom when you have intercourse
Student: Oh, you mean when you have sex?

by macncheesenadia November 15, 2010

Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home

I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome

by idakothetricky February 5, 2014

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

Intercourse

Intercourse means "communication". By itself doesnt mean anything sexual unless it was callled "sexual intercourse".

Only perverts think of intercourse in a sexual way.

by velvet glove July 20, 2008

Textual intercourse

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

by Lord Gus August 4, 2007