Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

drug attic

This is when you are at the peak of your drug addiction hence you are in the attic of the house of your addiction. You can get no higher with your addiction and it is fabulous! It's not fabulous at all. You're a drug addict and your life revolves around drugs and nothing else matters as much…

Tony: "Hey! Jimmie is a mess! He can't break away from the H or the F or the C. He's a total addict. We gotta help him!"
Petey: " I got an idea. We'll help him. He's in the drug attic stage. It's now or never. We'll help him, but first I gotta get to the horse track, pick up some scratch off's, and watch three straight hours of porn on my phone in my car. I'll be over."

by von groovy September 17, 2024