a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by April 10, 2023

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

iceberg profile pic

When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.

What happened to that girl you met online ?

Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.

by trugentlemen670 November 29, 2017

Iceberg friend

A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.

Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 20, 2011

Iceberging

When a gentleman who is naked in a pool floats upwards and his erect penis breaks the surface.

"What's that sticking out of the water by Noah?"
"Oh, he's just iceberging."

by ThatEffer February 22, 2024

iceberging

When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.

"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"

by Bertonius February 05, 2016

tipping the iceberg

When fucking a girl in the ass, it's when your cock pierces a piece of shit deep in her rectum, leaving a bit of shit on the tip of your cock after you pull out.

I was fucking Jen so hard and deep in her ass last night that I got carried away and ended up tipping the iceberg. It was pretty nasty.

by DKDestroyer August 24, 2008