cheating husband

"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...

OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.

by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006

Corpse Husband

Amazing horror story youtuber, also has a very nice voice.

Person one: Have you heard of Corpse Husband?
Person two: You mean Daddy? why yes I have.

by Tik Tok fan8181888888111091049 October 16, 2020

OnlyFans Husband

The Husband of an OnlyFans model. The next level up from Instagram Boyfriend.

OnlyFans Husbands can be seen not only taking pictures and videos for thier wife's OnlyFans site but also will be busy editing video and setting up lighting equipment.

Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.

He was going to come hang out with us tonight but he needed to record his wife rubbing her clit off with a Hitachi, such is the life of an OnlyFans Husband.

by Paq130 October 15, 2020

corpse husband

a 23 year old youtuber that makes music, does creepy videos, plays among us, and has an amazing voice. ong i would marry him if i had the chance.

hey! have you heard of corpse husband?
yeaa, his voice is so good.

by divalenaee October 30, 2020

Latchkey husband

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A husband who comes home from work to an empty house, left to his own defenses during the evening, while wife works opposite shift.

Because of his time alone, the latchkey husband was free to browse porn on the Internet.

by latchkeyme September 3, 2009

Husband material

A man who is good at cooking, and sex

Girl: yo this man can cook and fuck his husband material!

by water_lilly February 23, 2020

Ex-Husband

A person who is divorced by a woman when she figures out the he is worthless, unmotivated and a deadbeat. Doesn't pay for his children's expenses and always blames someone else for his mistakes in life.

My ex-husband borrowed money from a loan shark and asked me for a loan to pay him back. (YEAH RIGHT!)

by Annoyed Ex-Wife March 6, 2010