hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

Hippocook

Some fat kid who sweats his ass off in video games and owns a 5$ mic. The background of his mic is also like a Spanish household. With dogs barking and his mom beating his siblings with a flip flop

Hippocook just shot himself for losing a game in Fortnite

by King Rickish May 30, 2019

hippocampus

A school specially designed for hippopotamuses.

I went to the hippocampus instead of the zoo.

by deewen December 3, 2019

HIPPOLYTE

A person who seems award and weak at first but then tries his best to stand up for himself, is incredibly handsome looking, always gives the most of his time to his people close to him, but does sometimes change emotions fast as if he has a bipolar disorder, one minute he's kind, cool and jokes around, the next, he's mad at you for existing, but even with his flaws, you will always hold him dear to your heart.

Guy#1: you so are we going over to Hippolytes house tonight? he was begging us to come over and hangout.
Guy#2: idk bro i asked and he switched up, telling me to fuck off, i still love him tho, he's prolly gonna change his mind and let us come over later.

by A$ap swagboi January 9, 2022

nice hippo

A person who dislikes all people around them, and does not filter their hatred. Only dogs are accepted by a nice hippo.

Example: wow Hannah Breckenridge is a real Nice Hippo

by MEHEY May 15, 2014

Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo

Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

fat hippo

A girl that doesn't use lotion

Guy 1: that girl doesn't use lotion, she looks like a snowman
Guy 2: Yeah shes a fat hippo

by Uglygirlcheeseman October 9, 2018