Line hopping

When you try to enter a club , but only manage to wait in multiple lines from being turned down from the previous club

Guy 1: Where were you last night?
Guy 2: I was busy line hopping
Guy 1: Solid, at least they have heaters now.

by V.S February 7, 2009

The Hopping STD

A really ugly bitch with brown acne everywhere and white shit in her hair and hops when she walks, runs, or even stands still, who thinks just because she is fucked up in the head she can make everybody feel sorry for her.

houston did you see heather walking, yeah she looked like The Hopping STD.

by bush puch May 16, 2011

homing

the act of not doing shit from work while at home

The boss asked me to take go over the TPS reports this weekend, and I told him to fuck off cause I was gonna be homing

by woots182 December 20, 2010

Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.

Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.

by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012

Worm holing

When two men take a double ended pocket pussy and use it like a Chinese finger trap.
Once both men have “bottomed out” or touched tips inside the worm hole they will then be transported to the other dimension.

Stephanie: are you two boys worm holing or just stuck in a Chinese finger trap?

by Wormwholingnstuff March 18, 2020

Clyde Hopping Jesabelle

slang for a whore from the 1940's

My ex girlfriend is such a clyde hopping jesabelle

by Logan October 29, 2006

Hooping

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

by Brody Anderson December 9, 2018