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Hanna Palmer 

An inbred goatlady from the backwoods of Southern Illinois. Featured on an episode of Hoarders. She collects chickens that she keeps in her house inside of rubbermaid tubs. She also has a variety of other types of livestock such as goats, turkeys, ducks, and pigeons.
Look at Cletus flirting with that goat, he is such a Hanna Palmer.

"I'm a cotton pickin', ridge runnin', stump jumper."-Hanna Palmer
Hanna Palmer by CougarStove January 24, 2011
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She’s the funniest smartest cutest girl you’ll ever meet but no one sees it i wish i saw how cool she was but i hurt her and now she’s gone
me: hi Hannah
her: hi *gigles* and blushes
me: your so pretty
her: stop lying to me i know i’m ugly
me: Hannah your the best looking person i know i wish you could understand me
Hannah by camden hutchins June 11, 2018
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kill hannah 

Ok, could we have a definition that's not all *OMG mat devine is sooooo hot*?

Kill Hannah is a New Romantic-influenced Alt rock/Synth rock band formed in 1994 in Chicago. The band's name came from lead singer Mat Devine's fallout with his girlfriend Hannah. The band has since released 4 studio albums as well as several compilations and EP's. Mat Devine has also founded the Chicago Suicide Club, an organization devoted to individuality and fashion. Mat Devine does sings a bit girlish and the band does have a sorta cheesy image, which makes them hated by quite a lot of people. but despite this I feel Kill Hannah's a real talented band that's worth trying out.

Current line-up (taken from Wikipedia):

Mat Devine - vocals, guitar
Jonathan Radtke - guitar, backing vocals
Dan Wiese - guitar, backing vocals
Greg Corner - bass, merchandise selling
Elias Mallin - tour drummer
Kill Hannah's first studio album was Here Are The Young Moderns, followed by American Jet Set, For Never and Ever, and Until There's Nothing Left Of Us.
Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.
"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"
Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011
she’s the best person you could ever meet. she loves hunting and fishing. she’s a daredevil and will do whatever it takes to earn that name. she’s a beautiful kind girl who will help anyone who she sees along the way of her life. she can be stubborn at times but that doesn’t stop her from having the best time of her life. hannah’s get sad very easily. when you see a hannah or hear about one, don’t talk bad bad her. she’s the girl you never want to lose. all the boys are after her. she turns most of them down but when she meets the one never let her go.
dude 1: is that hannah?
dude 2: hell yeah isn’t she a hottie?
dude 3: bro chill that’s my girl back off or we’ll have problems.
dude 1: yeah chill

dude 2: *runs away.*
hannah by hannah_3214 September 22, 2019

Hannibal Barca 

The greatest military tactician in history, and general of the Carthaginian armies in both Punic Wars against Rome.

Inventor of the pincers movement, pioneered in the Battle of Cannae (216BC), the greatest defeat in Roman military history, and the third of his three great victories over Roman forces (following River Trebia in 218BC and Lake Trasimene in 217BC).

The Carthaginian empire spanned from Tunisia (where Carthage is) through Libya and most of North Africa, Spain, Mallorca, Corsica, Sicily, and Sardinia.

His name also inspired the name of the city of Barcelona, which was once part of the Carthaginian empire.
Alexander the Great may have had the numbers and the massive empire, but Hannibal Barca had the tactics, the better cavalry and ELEPHANTS!!!
Hannibal Barca by OD Smith August 23, 2007
Hannah is a beautiful, intelligent, caring, strong, independent, and mindful girl with one of the best personalities. She has dark brown hair with dark blue eyes that will cause you to get lost in space. She always puts others before herself and doesn't carry her problems on her back. She has a mixture of like 50 different laughs that are all crazy and she can light up a room with just the simplest smile. She goes for guys that are caring, shy, timid, sweet, and that can put a smile on her face easily so any guy chosen by Hannah is one of the luckiest guys in the world and she will stay loyal to NO MATTER WHAT. Most people are intimidated by her blunt personality but the second you share one sentence with her will be the second you gain a new friend, and although it's VERY rare that she does not like someone, if she does not like you she will make it well known and not hide the fact from you. The last thing is that she hates fake people and will stick up for others no matter what the cost.
Girl 1: you see that new girl?

Girl 2: yeah I havent met her yet but she already seems like a Hannah!



Guy 1: I'm so lucky I'm dating her, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me!!!
Guy 2: ikr! It's so cool to see you this happy, now we just gotta find me a Hannah!