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Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.
Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
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Granny botherer

Someone who visits their aged relative during a Coronavirus epidemic.
Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !
by DavidBronteBeach April 10, 2020
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The Granny

Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...

It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
I gave myself the granny last night.
by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010
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Gracy

Gracy is normally a gorgeous girl who loves animals. She is althletic, kind, confidant, and always steals the show. Gracys are very special to find and if you are in a relationship with her your beyond lucky. She might have anger issues but once you get to know her she is the sweetest girl ever!
Boy: I met this girl Gracy, she’s gorgeous!
Girl: You should ask her out.
by Duck loves cracker March 24, 2019
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Smashed The Granny

Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
by Tom A December 1, 2006
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Your Big Fanny Granny

Term used by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' as a 'your mom' joke.
Substitute Teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009
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granny go-kart

One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.
by Leigh Prince November 9, 2005
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