Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.

I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.

by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017

Dirty Grumbles

Sucking dick from below while person on top is hovering over your chest, while shitting or rubbing shit on your nipples

I wanted a raise, so I gave the boss a proper dirty grumbles

by Chrometitty October 27, 2021

Laying a Grumbler

The act of a loud, rumbling fart.

*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"

"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"

by ThunderPants March 26, 2014

Grambling

When your parent keeps talking after you said "Okay."

Parent: "You always on that damn phone! Never cleaning this damn room!"
You: Okayyy. *Thinking here comes that grambling shit*
Parent: "AND you always leave all them damn dishes in the sink!" (1 dish)

by Loltrymehbih November 4, 2016

Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005