That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

Gooping

What semen does when it is leaking out of one’s anus

Now I’m gooping after you fucked me in the ass

by K80 Ruth December 15, 2017

girping

the act of making fun of someone as a comback

he was girping on the teacher for giving him an F on his test

by felix105 January 30, 2008

gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

by Skewy August 29, 2003

glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

by fartmoney September 26, 2012

ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.

DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009