Gordon Freeman

When you beat someone or something with a crowbar

Man, I'd Gordon Freeman that shit

by AlphaTJH March 6, 2008

gordon brown

George bush' s fuck buddy.
Wont be happy until every bank account has a standing order into his account.

Gordon brown Robs the poor to give to the rich

by ash182 March 14, 2008

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A hot sexy bamf mofo. Starring in (500) days of Summer and Inception. He acts, and bust some sweet ass dance moves. Did I mention this bad ass mofo does backflips off walls and is hot as hell.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt should win a grammy for best actor

by Esmeralda Minero December 28, 2010

Gordon Everyday

A popular youtube show run by Long Islander Gordon Kingsley Kenny. For the entire year of 2010 Gordon recorded, edited, and uploaded a video EVERYDAY and did not fail to keep all of his viewers severely entertained. Very funny channel, Gordon has a wonderful on-screen persona.

Hey did you see today's Gordon Everyday? Everyday Bape!

by heyhayoyo June 6, 2011

Gordon

Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god

Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”

Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”

by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020

el Gordon

To first get drunk, then get f-n loaded.

I got "El Gordoned" last night.

by Party grenade March 14, 2009

Gordon Freeman Syndrome

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.

1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

by Duton November 6, 2011