Freeting

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.

J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

fregton

something of indescribable beauty and awesomness

Bob is such a Fregton

by michigan1331 March 10, 2008

Freetek

An illegal rave generally held outside under a bridge or in a park/forest.

Person 1: Hey, you going to the freetek tonight?
Person 2: Nah, the last one got shut down by the cops really early

by ketamineocean>.< August 22, 2011

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015

freitasize

To make something broken work better to a Freitas standard.

"I fixed the tv like a boss"

"Yeah, you really FREITASIZED the shit out of it."

by Satierf Namssa December 30, 2016

fret tapping

The act, during Male masturbation, of ceasing to stroke the penis and instead tapping one's fingers on the underside of the Male member to maintain one's erection without "prematurely" ejaculation.

Alaura Eden is the one porn star who, even if I'm late for work, makes me resort to fret tapping so I can justify watching another minute or two of her films.

by Solanas69 March 18, 2019