farmers tan

A tan that is only on the arms and neck of the person because they were wearing a shirt when the tanning occurred, the rest of the torso is white due to lack of exposure. Farmers get this because they do a lot of labour out in the sun whilst wearing a shirt.

John has a farmer tan, i told him not to wear his shirt on the beach.

by Jesse Eichler June 12, 2005

farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

Profile frame

When you forget to disconnect from your social networking account and a friend of yours writes an inappropriate feed for everyone to see.

I left my facebook account connected yesterday and Mark took the opportunity to post "I like penises" on my wall, I hate it when he profile frames me.

by Basketpierce April 19, 2010

House of Fraser

An upmarket Department Store in the UK not to be confused with, Debenhams, John Lewis and M&S

"Wanna go out and get some clothes and stuff for the house"

"Sure, Where?"

"John Lewis?"

"Eww no lets go to House of Fraser"

by Bored so writing random stuff October 23, 2008

Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.

Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.

by Screw farmville February 11, 2010

Good lenses, bad frames

Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.

Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.

by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009

farmer spit

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

by Yup12 November 6, 2013