foofoped

when a person gets their ass whooped so bad they can not see out of either eye.

that Ben got foofoped when he got jumped

by heavysniper187 June 11, 2020

foodonym

An alias one with a diffucult name to understand uses when getting food as to not confuse the waiter.

Waiter: Order for Tom
Paden: Here, Thank you.
Matt: Why did you grab that food it obviously wasn't yours?
Paden: Tom is my foodonym! These people always get my name wrong calling me, peYtON.

by PadenTom June 22, 2021

FoMoCo

Shorthand of Ford motor company but also used as an umbrella term for the several brands it created (Ford, Edsel, Mercury, Lincoln, Continental, Merkur, FordAustralia).

Only Ford, Lincoln and Ford Australia exist to this day.

Friend 1: Oh shit I think we are being followed by a cop Car, is that a Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor?

Friend 2: Nah that's a Mercury Grand Marquis driven by my homie Alfred Miles. Both cars are part of FoMoCo's panther platform.

by Welldavis December 7, 2021

Fomoitis

An illness or addiction onset by the consistent feeling of FOMO (fear of missing out), in which a person or animal conscientiously or unconcientiously overrides their foundational physiological needs to meet the needs of the illness. A victim may knowingly or unknowingly allow social acceptance, belonging, love, entertainment and/or esteem needs to take precedence over basic foundational survival and safety needs, in order to fulfill their temporary desires of instant FOMO satisfaction. As a result of continuously acting upon the illness, dopamine chemicals are released within the victim’s brain, creating a false sense of security and acceptance. At this point an increased loss of logic and self-control arises. As the cycle continues, dopamine addiction takes precedence, and the victim’s illness reaches it’s peak. Once addiction ensues, an unbreakable lack of desire for basic foundational needs (e.g. safety, shelter, food, etc.) is created, ultimately causing the victim to spiral into a path of extreme harm or death. Without proper care, natural thoughts, tendencies and habits are completely ridiculed and overrided. At peak, the victim may become neutralized into a permanent vegetable state, often completely destroyed beyond the point of return.

Muffin’s fomoitis was so severe that it completely ruled her life and even caused her to follow everyone into the bathroom so she wouldn’t miss out on shit.

by KillerBunny731 December 26, 2022

FOMOG

Fear of missing out on goals, the feeling of pressure or anxiety to achieve certain milestones or accomplishments.

I have FOMOG every time I see my friends getting promotions or buying houses.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

fookoojake

a term used to describe sex when a girl is trying to have sex with a fat man, but is getting crushed under his weight; therefore making the girl a pancake.

After Bob and I fookoojaked, I couldnt walk.

by Rachel March 31, 2005

FoMoCo

An abbreviation for "Ford Motor Company." Usually when Ford owners start seeing this label on their car parts, it is time to trade in their shitty rustbucket for a good car by General Motors, or Chevrolet.

SHIT! I can see FoMoCo on my parts! I need a Chevrolet now because they last longer!

by PrayToLose April 9, 2021