word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.
Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!
Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.
Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!
Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.
Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.
Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!
Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.
by Harry Day March 13, 2010
Get the florista mug.Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.
Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!
by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012
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Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
by spicybruv June 4, 2018
Get the floasting mug.Short Flo. Florestan is the most kindest, helpful, beautiful and smart person I know. When you smoke a pot with Florestan I suggest you to watch with them some reels or tik tok you won’t regret it. When around him it’s always a party, he’s able to make you feel at home in every situation and won’t ever leave you alone. When he drives is a lot sporty, but don’t worry he will never put your life at risk unless you’re not important. He blasphemes a lot and gets piss down easily especially if he drives or you’re really dumb.
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