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floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.
A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.
by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005
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Floaties

A type of inflatable that you use to float on water.
Hey, I can't swim give me your floaties.
by oFloaties November 22, 2016
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Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like
A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.
DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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floating an air biscuit

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit
by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016
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Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.
"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"
by SHRX February 20, 2019
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Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”
by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019
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