Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

Flaccid Challenge

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019