feciate

(fee-see-ate)
verb, to analy deficate, to poop.
as urinate is to urine,
so feciate is to feces.

also, to speak too much, colloquially referring to a chatter box, or one who shares problems uninvited.

feciation - noun form
feciative - adjective form

1. A. did you feciate already? its going to be a long car ride.
B. nope.
A. well, i think you should try at least.
2. aaahw maaan, i gotta dookie! ooohhh, baaaad! this will be the feciation of the century!
3. oh, i do wish that chick would stop feciating all over us!

by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005

Fecal Depot

A colloquial term used for the rectum, colon, poopchute, etc.

My fecal depot is overstocked. I need to get a shipment out right away.

by E. Budge June 29, 2008

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it

Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

Fecal Transplant

The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.

Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.

Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."

Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"

Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020

Fecal Snow

Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.

Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!

He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.

by Secef Tihs January 24, 2011

Fecal Burst

The kind of "dump" that creeps up on you when your out and about. This "dump" is preceeded by stomach cramps and the need to run to the bathroom, before your ass explodes with hellatious farts and spurts of shit.

Joan: Hey Jimmy I saw you running through Target the other day like a madman.

Jimmy: Fecal burst!

Joan: Oh I see :rolls eyes:

by CherryLane May 25, 2004