Fencing

The best sport ever, which uses 3 different swords (Sabre, Foil, and Epee). The best part about it? You’re allowed to stab people, which is great for letting out anger! Also, in Sabre, you can hit people (with your sword) without consequences!

Fencer 1: hey man you going to that fencing competition tomorrow?
Fencer 2: yeah, I can’t wait to stab people!

by Ça April 30, 2019

titty fencing

two girls taking pencils, pens, and highlighters and poking each other's tits while trying to block the other one. more advanced: attacking the other girl's tits with your own tits.

two girls face off and try to win a game of titty fencing. points must be counted.

by meatball eater March 9, 2010

Fecies

Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".

Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)

by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008

Fencing

When two men rub and glide their erect penises against one another as a sexual activity. Often done while at the same time french kissing. More commonly known as sword fighting.

Bob: "What are you, twelve years old? No gay guys don't have sex by rubbing their dicks together. They have anal sex...usually. I'm sure there's more to it than just that."

13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."

Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."

13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

facciagul

1. Italian expression for assface
2. exclamation directed towards someone who acts like a schmuck or a nincompoop

Chris: Damn that was a lot of shots.
Jerome: Yeah it was man, I'm feelin pretty good.
Boob: Yeah I'm feeling GREAT, WOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chris: Let's get goin, we're gonna be late. Hop In.
Jerome: Nice ride, you just get it cleaned??
Boob: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
Chris: FACCIAGUL!!!

by C Stizzle June 23, 2006

fecish

modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."

I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.

or

You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.

by benighse June 23, 2009

Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010