5 definitions by Blender Fuck
Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.
"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008
by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010
A way to express how fucked up you are in a manner that is as fucked up as you are. Fuktup being more percussive resembles the lazy-tongued hard-syllabled speech a drunk person would have. To you, a drunk person is fucked up. To him, "I'm fuggin fuktup!".
by Blender Fuck February 4, 2011
3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.
Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.
Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.
by Blender Fuck April 19, 2009
When a girlfriend or potential girlfriend consciously decides to be really high-maintenance and a pain in the ass just so they can sound all "If you can't deal with me, then you ain't right for me" sassy n shit.
X: Hey man, why you look so bummed?
Y: My girlfriend is being so fucking bitchy lately, but I think she's doing it on purpose. She wasn't a bitch before.
X: Looks like she's got the Diva Complex. There's no hope for your sorry ass.
Y: My girlfriend is being so fucking bitchy lately, but I think she's doing it on purpose. She wasn't a bitch before.
X: Looks like she's got the Diva Complex. There's no hope for your sorry ass.
by Blender Fuck July 24, 2011