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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.
The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!
by Zeodyne December 16, 2009
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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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fazlee

A really coll and hensem boi who likes to spend his free tiem with qawtiem. Alsa known as Pasley.
He is such a Fazlee, i just cant stand it!
by aqilmuzafarsemat August 27, 2018
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chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.
Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.
by Lildicknigga68 December 1, 2016
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Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...
by just your average suburban September 6, 2022
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