facely

A term used to describe something or someone that is very cute and/or has a very cute face. One of the most famous 'facely' individuals is Choyobinshe's pet dog, Maia.

Oh Maia!! You're so facely!!

by Lady Anima Choyobinshe December 6, 2006

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

O FaceTime

FaceTime on the iPhone for the purpose of titillating sex play resulting in orgasm.

I love it when our calls get sexy and we O FaceTime.

by AndieCat March 24, 2013

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

facetographer

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011

Facetweak

The expression facetweak is made for facebook tweakers

Look at her facetweaking.

by BiiG BLaZe May 11, 2011

Facetime Continuum

All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.

Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the

Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum

by IRHS16 August 19, 2016