facebooklessness

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom

1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."

by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011

Facebookenstein

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.

Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"

by dnafe1 August 29, 2010

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebooked

When you've budgeted time to catch up on notifications and read status updates.

I haven't checked PerezHilton yet... I'm still facebooked.

by VisualScott November 12, 2009

Facebookery

The various drama, memes, and other complications arising from and concerning Facebook.

Such as: "It isn't official until it is on facebook" and how people invite everyone and their grandmother to the Adriana Lima appreciation group....just because they can.

Frank: Bill looks like a guy, but dating him isn't out of the question until he fills out his profile on Facebook.

Bill: What the hell man!? Chill with the Facebookery!

by Rationed July 25, 2008

Facebooked

When something comes out that is new and revolutionary, then a year or so later something else comes out that takes the concept of the first thing and makes it better, ultimately leading to more popularity of the second thing and the decline of the first thing. That's getting facebooked.

Ex- myspace defeat by facebook

Guy 1: Hey remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!

by "Caesar" The Great September 30, 2010

facebooked

When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.

I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.

by YourDailyLOL October 21, 2008