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said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.
by tagz May 1, 2013
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fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019
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never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.
"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"
by NEFC December 20, 2019
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Best dad ever

Christopher Skelton rode 5,000 miles on a bicycle just to bring his kids home to live with him. He succeeded and even got an award named after him called the Christopher Skelton award which they now give out every year to a worthy winner.
by Mr.Blue1o7 November 17, 2017
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worst band ever

ashlee simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ME August 7, 2004
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Best Boyfriend Ever

This is the guy that will make your heart stop, make your eyes shine, shower you with kisses and always stand up for you. Never let this guy go. Ever.
I love my boyfriend, he is the Best Boyfriend ever.
by Lucky girl 4ever December 24, 2011
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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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