earjob

like a hand job: but with ones ear. the use of the ear for masturbation. a penis inside the ear for sexual pleasure

Person: Oh my god!! Did you hear what happened at halloween? Skye gave Oscar an earjob!

Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!

by anymous bitch uWu June 1, 2021

Eamon

Eamon is a really hot guy with usually brown eyes and brown hair, he's breathtaking to look it and will love you for who you are, he's charming, sweet, and everything you could ever want.

Watch out though, he sometimes does some stupidly random things that make you question the integrity of his skull.

Wow, Eamon is so hot.

I can't resist it, Eamon is making my heart race.

by Arseman8888 November 12, 2021

Eamonn

A homosexual man, usually a twink, who gets roasted by his friends often, and has been close to suicide many times.

That guys looks like an Eamonn

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Eamonn joyce

A red haired boy

Man you look like an eamonn Joyce

Bruh

by Frat girl11 August 22, 2022

sensory earmuffs

part of a autistic person’s diagnosis is their noise sensitivity issues which can make going out in public difficult for them

henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues

by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022

New England Earmuffs

A womans thighs.

My head was cold so she let me use the new england earmuffs.

by HarambesDong March 12, 2020

Eamonn

Noun. The action of doing a shit while holding a normal conversation on the phone. To successfully do an Eamonn the non-shitter must never be party to the fact that the shit is happening.

I'm going to hang up now that I've finished doing an Eamonn., I totally did an Eamonn on my boss earlier., I've got to. I'm turtling it and don't want to do an Eamonn.

by EamonnsSister December 22, 2018