ditch a bitch

ditching a girl (or guy) cause they are a crazy ass bitch

Dude this girl is so fucking crazy, I have to ditch a bitch

by Aijohn33secenty June 17, 2009

Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head

"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."

by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.

Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!

by kingchamp January 30, 2010

ditch your donuts

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen

Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."

by Pseudocide September 24, 2007

Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room

"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"

by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016