Derf

A new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of June 27th 2063. It is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. It has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.

One, two, three, four, five, derf, six ...

by mizzlefftie012 July 16, 2011

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

dweef

An imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.

Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.

by Scott May 13, 2005

Dwerb

A combination of a dweeb and nerd. The individual isn't quite as socially awkward as a dweeb and not nearly as smart as a nerd. Although said person tends to usually think they are a know it all, when in fact they are not.

Billy's knowledge on music wasn't only poor, but also awkwardly pretentious. Which is why most of the people at the party referred to him as a dwerb.

by kit07 November 20, 2011

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004

dwarfrents

when your parents wear tight, old fashion jeans (classic boot leg cut) that make them look like dwarfs..

sara "whoa moms pants are kinda tight..."
ashley "yeah they kinda make her look like a dwarf.... oh man we have dwarfrents...."

by sevenspring's bodacious boobie October 13, 2010

dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018