douchecanoe

A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.

"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."

by kish2554 April 29, 2014

douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.

This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.

by meta4or November 29, 2011

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

douchecanoe

Canoe thats douchish

Or

A dumbass

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.

by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008

douchebug

One who tends to spoil everyones fun, a party pooper. A complete and total downer or an irritating person that kills the mood or moment. Similar but not quite to. douchebag.

"Everytime we want to go get wasted you have to be such douchebug and tell mom"

by Loki LaVey January 14, 2008

douchecanoe

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.

by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018