by jookyone March 12, 2008
Get the deucery mug.When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there like an icicle. Typically this turd is touching the water.
Mark: Did you hear about Brian's deucecicle?
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!
by AA-Team June 25, 2009
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The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt
(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"
by digital jamando March 13, 2015
Get the Deucetop mug.A fat retarded wigger, who claims to hate black people, Also likes to lie about alot of bullshit including, but not limited to going into the military, and fucking hot chicks
Yo man, I seen PJ DEUCE up at the trolly stop, he was hanging with dirty fuck Frank, they were wearing football jerseys.
by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003
Get the PJ DEUCE mug.Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.
by EricGNutz March 14, 2008
Get the proper deuce mug.A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.
"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"
"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"
You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"
You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
Get the Hot Deuce mug.by HC Greenly December 7, 2006
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