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Deplorian

God, today was beyond deplorian. I got no sleep, was denied a job and accidentally fell off a cliff
by Sinned Nedak March 27, 2024
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deploroboros

Deploroboros (noun):
A hateful, negative individual who, driven by relentless malice, actively seeks to harm others—even as their actions inflict significant self-destruction. This person embodies a vicious cycle where the pursuit of external damage ultimately deepens their own inner decay.

A deeply negative individual, driven by hatred, who supports harmful actions or figures with the expectation that their enemies will be punished—even though these actions inevitably lead to self-harm. Typically, a deploroboros lacks the foresight or awareness to recognize that the very hate fueling their choices will ultimately bring about their own detriment.
A deploroboros is a creature that fucks its own ass. Angry it's getting fucked, but glad its fucking someone.
by kingofthepoors February 1, 2025
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Deplorable Word Scenario

A specific type of Black Swan Event scenario where even the knowledge that something is possible presents incredible danger, making it difficult for the discoverers to seek counsel on how to handle the information, and leaving them with the ethical dilemma of whether to share the information (and hope people police how its used), destroy their findings (prisoner's dilemma that it may be rediscovered by someone else later), or guard the secret to the grave.

Named after the Deplorable Word from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magicians Nephew, where in the universe of Charn, there existed a single spell which, if uttered, would instantly exterminate all life in said universe, except its speaker (ultimately used by Queen Jadis to this effect, who would go on to be the White Witch). Prior, wiser Kings and Queens knew it existed and banned even seeking knowledge of it.
The discovery of the incredible amount of energy released by Nuclear Fission and its potential for use in weapons presented a Deplorable Word Scenario for its discoverers. If they kept quiet and burned their research, how long would it be before someone else discovered it? How long would it be before someone used it?
by TexasBard June 13, 2025
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A Deployed soilder

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.
It's for a deployed soilder
by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017
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Cardiac deployed

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)
by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 《¤》deplorable`~`Deplorable《¤》: The First Juvenile Release (V-Line)
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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Late Deployers

People who always wait till last minute to drop the vehicle down and end up getting killed.
All those late deployers got killed deploying.
by amradeon January 8, 2026
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