contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

The Great Deception

The Great Deception was an enormous, collaborative effort with many parts and players that led to the complete, fraudulent takeover of the federal government by Liberal Socialists.

I can’t wait for The Great Deception to be over.

by ^*#%#%# March 23, 2021

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

Deception

Basically getting someone to believe your lie. Is a art that can be mastered.

There is a 26394622939% chance you just didn’t realize there was a letter in that number. You just looked back and didn’t find one, get rekt dumbass. You have fallen victim to deception

by Dis-Dood June 25, 2021