dead 

the condition resulting when a male with a huge member shags the life out of a chick.

i shagged the chick and she was dead. The end

dead by Fricky Naughty March 7, 2005

Dead 

A slang word for marijuana.

Are you holding dead?

Got some pure high quality dead.

Dead by [Tommy.F][Infamous][K ! D] April 2, 2007

dead 

wat ur like when u sleep

he slept in until 5 in the afternoon, seemed like he was dead

dead by loco asshole February 13, 2005

Dead 

Pope John Paul The Second

Ryu: "Pope John Paul The Second is dead now."
Ken: "Yeah, what a n00b."

Dead by -(*^_^*)- April 3, 2005

dead 

A word a lot of my black friends use in between almost every word. Kind of like the way white ppl say "like"

Nikki : Yo what happ. at the park??
Reesy : Dem niggas dead jumped all dem cause dey dead was talkinn shit and dey dead gawt jumped for dhat. Dead ass. And dey dead desrved it too.

dead by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009

Dead 

To get absolutely shit-faced(drunk)

Hey man let's go get dead tonight

You were straight dead last night

Dead by askilll December 31, 2009

Dead 

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

Dead by SongGirl August 28, 2013