A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.
Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes
CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night
CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night
by meqanick68 May 15, 2023
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Get the leftist cuck mug.A cuckservative is a self-styled "conservative" who will cravenly sell out and undermine his home country's people, culture, and national interest in order to win approval with parties hostile or indifferent to them.
This cuckservative just spent 20 minutes trying to convince a group of communists that he really isn't as racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic as they said he was for supporting the free market. They didn't care.
by Ovenmitts July 29, 2015
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Cuckipino: "if it wasn't for Spain then Filipinos would be muslim terrorists!
Filipino: "yeah well, if it wasn't for the Moors conquering Spain, then there would be no Spain lol.
Filipino: "yeah well, if it wasn't for the Moors conquering Spain, then there would be no Spain lol.
by RedPilledMajority April 30, 2019
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Such a cocktail of depraved thoughts and feelings comes initially as a shock, but can begin to overwhelm the man at any time his wife is out without him, and in advanced cases will become the sexual payoff for him, and he'll actively reinforce his wife's need to go out, to get away from him for a night. Thus he becomes his wife's enabler.
The experience culminates in the man jacking off, while thinking about his wife in the arms of other men. The intense pleasure reinforces his condition and intensifies his desire to experience it over and over. In cases where the chemistry is perfect, the wife will sense what her husband is experiencing, and know she's become his fantasy cock bait. That will tempt her into playing out his fantasies for him, either openly or behind his back, in the beds and cars of other men. "What the hell," she'll begin thinking. "It's what he seems to want. Why not do it?" And she does it.
Such a cocktail of depraved thoughts and feelings comes initially as a shock, but can begin to overwhelm the man at any time his wife is out without him, and in advanced cases will become the sexual payoff for him, and he'll actively reinforce his wife's need to go out, to get away from him for a night. Thus he becomes his wife's enabler.
The experience culminates in the man jacking off, while thinking about his wife in the arms of other men. The intense pleasure reinforces his condition and intensifies his desire to experience it over and over. In cases where the chemistry is perfect, the wife will sense what her husband is experiencing, and know she's become his fantasy cock bait. That will tempt her into playing out his fantasies for him, either openly or behind his back, in the beds and cars of other men. "What the hell," she'll begin thinking. "It's what he seems to want. Why not do it?" And she does it.
When Bonnie demanded a "girl's night out" from her husband Mike, Mike discovered that in addition to feelings of suspicion and jealousy and a rush of humiliation, he also felt intense excitement and lust. He becomes narcotized by the fantasies he begins to experience, as he begins getting intense sexual rushes, imagining in graphic detail what his wife might be doing with other men. Mike begins to actively encourage those thoughts, and to relish his wife's nights out, especially when she begins openly going to bars alone. It means another night of heavenly fantasy and repeated acts of jacking off for him, and seduces Bonnie into becoming the cock loving bar slut that Mike deep down wants her to be. Mike has become completely intoxicated by, and Bonnie has learned to exploit, the thrill of cucky angst.
by July41944 July 31, 2009
Get the cucky angst mug.El Cucuy is a monster that steals and harms children that are trouble makers or that disobey their parents. Although known as a myth, many hispanic parents use the phrase, "Te va llevar el Cucuy" or "The Cucuy is going to take you" to scare their kids into behaving or into staying where they told them to stay.
El Cucuy es un monstro que roba y hace daño a los hijos desobedientes y traviesos. Aunque el Cucuy es conocido como una mytha, los padres latinoamericanos o hispanos usan el frase, "Te va llevar el Cucu si no quedes hayi" o "Si no vas a hacer caso, te va llevar el Cucuy y yo no te voy a ayudar cuando te lleva".
El Cucuy es un monstro que roba y hace daño a los hijos desobedientes y traviesos. Aunque el Cucuy es conocido como una mytha, los padres latinoamericanos o hispanos usan el frase, "Te va llevar el Cucu si no quedes hayi" o "Si no vas a hacer caso, te va llevar el Cucuy y yo no te voy a ayudar cuando te lleva".
Hijo - "Ma, yo no quiero ir a misa! Si me tratas de llevar a fuerzas, voy a correr a mi cuarto y voy a poner el seguro en la puerta para que no entres!"
Madre - "Pues ya vete a tu cuarto para que te agarra el Cucuy!"
~ La madre sale de la casa dejando todo pagado. Prende el carro y dice "Bye! Te va llevar el Cucuy!"~
~El hijo sale corriendo de la casa diciendo "Esperate! Yo voy!"~
Son - "Mom, I don't want to go to mass! If you try to make me, I'm gonna run into my room and lock the door so you can't get in!"
Mom - "Well go to your room already so el Cucuy can get you!"
~The mom turns off everything and leaves. She starts the car and says, "Bye! El Cucuy is gonna get you!"~
~The son runs out of the house yelling, "Wait! I'm gonna go!" ~
Madre - "Pues ya vete a tu cuarto para que te agarra el Cucuy!"
~ La madre sale de la casa dejando todo pagado. Prende el carro y dice "Bye! Te va llevar el Cucuy!"~
~El hijo sale corriendo de la casa diciendo "Esperate! Yo voy!"~
Son - "Mom, I don't want to go to mass! If you try to make me, I'm gonna run into my room and lock the door so you can't get in!"
Mom - "Well go to your room already so el Cucuy can get you!"
~The mom turns off everything and leaves. She starts the car and says, "Bye! El Cucuy is gonna get you!"~
~The son runs out of the house yelling, "Wait! I'm gonna go!" ~
by AssQuiefPussyFart August 31, 2013
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Lindsey Lohan's decision to go cucha libre while wearing a short skirt shocked dedicated fans of the Parent Trap and Freaky Friday.
by Lyle Oquendo September 24, 2008
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