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Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).
"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."
by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009
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cornholio

Beavis on a sugar high, known to need to tp for his bungholio
"i am the great cornholio,i need tp for my bunghole , you will coporate with my bunghole, heh for there is only one bunghole , the almighty bunghole"
by AMB1223 August 15, 2005
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Accidental Corndog

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob
When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.
by dick7 April 15, 2013
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Cornography

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

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It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008
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cornography

The art of filming hot and buttery corn for men and women's delight.
" Oh my god, did you check out that hot cornography last night?!"
by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016
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Guilty Corndog

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.
I woke up with a guilty corndog after last night's adventure.
by CarnifexDemon June 26, 2018
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cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.
That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.
by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005
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