by Rock April 25, 2005
Get the lucky boys confusion mug."Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.
Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.
Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.
IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"
Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."
Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."
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An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.
I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.
A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.
by worldnamer January 8, 2009
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one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
by Mel =] May 27, 2008
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A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?
by pauld August 29, 2006
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