confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

conguero

an insane drummer, such as brian from guster

Brian in guster is my favorite conguero, because he plays with his hands. If he didnt have tape on them, he wouldnt be so cool

by Shana February 18, 2005

Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.

Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.

by Professor Billy March 20, 2009

confuser.

a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.

The boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
No no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.

by hary the fatness May 29, 2007

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

by dahrk May 21, 2008