Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".

"Damn it, the condom didn't work."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013