Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

by NekoPocky July 7, 2010

Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.

Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"

by Soapboxy July 26, 2009

computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std

by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014

computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.

Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."

by Rogerth@! January 1, 2018

computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)

Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict

by datbroneo October 7, 2020

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Computronically

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application

Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.

by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010