Comperson

A man or woman who feels compersion, i.e., pleasure associated with one's partner romantic or sexual pleasure with another and is often called the opposite of jealousy. Since these persons know and enjoy their partners' pleasure with others, these partners are technically not Cuckolds or Cuckqueans since infidelities or unfaithfulness are not involved.

The comperson enjoyed his wife telling him about her sex dates.

by Soaul July 4, 2022

comber domer

The act that occurs when a woman fondels or styles a man's pubic hair while simultaneously giving him oral sex, or a "domer".

Juice - "All I wanted was a dome, but I came out with some proper corn rows too, comber domers are the best!"

by LilGangstaRy-lu March 23, 2003

Camper Aids

Diarrhea, flob sweat, gut grumbles, Cinnabon, and aching grundle that ensue after consuming food of questionable origin.

Most often contracted after partaking of a meal obtained from a food truck, or “camper”.

Connotatively referred to as “food poisoning” by the uninitiated.

“Ugh, I got a wicked case of camper aids after my wife forced me to eat at that food truck.”

by samskquantsh December 28, 2019

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.

"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"

by Jermother April 13, 2014

mcdonald's commercial

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).

I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.

by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007

camper damper

A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.

After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.

by mc? July 4, 2011