vomit comet

a fart so smelly that victims vomit profusely

After many pickled eggs and beer in came a vomit comet and the 'ol lady puked

by hook'embill January 8, 2009

twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

Shit Comet

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017

Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.

Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.

by olly5764 May 26, 2018

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019

Vomit Comet

A person who vomits and flees the area

After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.

by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023

Halley's Comet

A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.

"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."

"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."

"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."

by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017