cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.

1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!

by G-Rass December 28, 2007

cockbeater

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores

crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*

by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008

Cocksweats

The cocksweats is a non life threatening immediate reaction to seeing or looking at the body, waistline. Or cock of a JB or bowser. It's When a girls mouth waters her vagina gets super wet and she starts to sweat. This reaction will continue until she gets the D or touches herself where she pees. Some men might get the cocksweats from looking at a JB cause a JB is just that sexy.. So sexy even your great grandmother has gotten the cocksweats.

Damn bro look at stephanie having a massive cocksweats episode she is so wet down there an her mouth is soaked

by Jay bowser giver of cocksweats March 30, 2019

cockswab

the act of inserting ones penis into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes

the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a cockswab

by parker52 April 10, 2009

cockbreather

someone who wont actually suck a cock but will only get so close that you feel there breath on it.

Sally is a fuckin cockbreather she never gets to the point, "Stop talkin and just blow me!"

by richie guyuones July 29, 2009

cockswerving

to avoid a constant bombardment of male members on sites like chatroulette and shufflepeople ,whilst genuinely trying to just have some fun!

for fucks sake! how many more wankers do i have to enjure!,this cockswerving is becoming tiresome!

by ol dirty dogmeat April 17, 2010

cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011