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beer clouds

Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.
Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.
by T1M3 August 23, 2011
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Clouded

haters, full of hate, procrastinator, , those who pass judgement, people who tell lies, A person that is sneaky, Someone up to no good, full of shit, some who is considered a bull shitter, Some who is considered fake
That dude is clouded, dont believe what he says; Trust me..my word is good..i'm never clouded; You're clouded fam, stop hating on everybody; You gotta watch out for the girls that's clouded;
by aceprimo October 21, 2011
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Cloud Strife

A person who on the outside seems cool, confident and strong but on the inside is insecure, scared and doesn't know who he really is which inevitably leads to a severe breakdown and much needed self realization.
James: wow what happened to Randy??? I though he was such a strong dude!

Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!
by Captain Cowhand February 3, 2010
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Black storm cloud

When a black chick squirts in a black guy's asshole and then farts/shits it all out into her mouth then she spits it into a pan and they boil it and smell the black steam then drink it after its boiled then puke in eachothers mouths.
Dude, i gave Kesha-moesha the best black storm cloud ever last night im almost done cleaning off the brown stains on my bed.
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Cloud Merchant

When a kiteboarder sends his kite back in time to perform a super radical "wakestyle" maneuver.
Did you see that f#cking cloud merchant, Andy D Bag Mcgee yesterday sending his kite so far back in time that it pretty much wasn't even stitched in the factory yet whilst performing his low mobes for the cover shoot of the new KBM magazine.
by Hadlow January 4, 2010
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The Cloud

A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.

Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"

IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."

User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"

Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."

User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."

Manager: "Brilliant"
by Chikken24 May 5, 2011
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cloud 7

The feeling of pure contentment for which someone doesn't care if they continue to live or die.
Man I lost my dog today, but I got a new girlfriend so I guess I'm on Cloud 7
by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018
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