A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025
Get the Celine Dionmug. The bitchiest person ever. Will break up with your friend two times for the same exact reason but is so manipulative that your friend still wants to get back together with her. For reference look at Wilbur from Charlotte’s web.
Me “So did you break up with Celine?”
Bob “Yea. I wish she didn’t tho. I still love her.”
Me “Ur in 8th grade ur just horny and she’s a manipulative bitch. Don’t get back with her.”
Bob “But she’s a girl.”
Bob “Yea. I wish she didn’t tho. I still love her.”
Me “Ur in 8th grade ur just horny and she’s a manipulative bitch. Don’t get back with her.”
Bob “But she’s a girl.”
by IMakeFunOfMyFriend’sEx’s March 10, 2022
Get the Celinemug. Guy 1: Damn, look at my arm. Thats horrible.
Guy 2: Lol, what the fuck happened.
Guy1: I was sitting next to Celine in class.
Guy 2: Oh man, i feel bad for you.
Guy 2: Lol, what the fuck happened.
Guy1: I was sitting next to Celine in class.
Guy 2: Oh man, i feel bad for you.
by Exaclty July 23, 2018
Get the Celinemug. Celine is a very funny person who likes herself very much. She always makes friends with weird people she doesn't even know. She knows basically every single meme on the world and likes J.B. very much. She also likes Jerry, you might not know him just look it up on UrbanDictionary. She is always horny and says weird things while everyone can hear. She twerks a lot at parties cause she likes it. She has a lot of nudes on her phone from multiple people and shows them to other people. She is really weird and always makes weird but funny jokes about literally everything. She's really loud and people don't always like her because of her personality.
Do you know that loud girl, Celine.
Yeah the one with the nudes right
Yeah that one
Of course everyone knows here
Yeah the one with the nudes right
Yeah that one
Of course everyone knows here
by BITCH ANONYMOUS 16 April 23, 2018
Get the Celinemug. Celine is a beautiful person but a fake friend. She will act WAY different around u. If shes ur BFF then it would be sad for u because she will hang out with other people and not u most of the times.(but not like Celine Dion cuz she is perfect).
Good luck with Celine.
by ITS CALLED TRUE FACTS February 28, 2020
Get the Celinemug. Defines clownery at its finest, is sweet and loving but also cries a lot but will never leave you in a bad space ever and always will be there for you will act like a cat the whole time and sleep is her priority she sleeps, wakes up disappears for a while comes to you when she wants food . Also loves tea to death.
by crankyfrank November 23, 2021
Get the celinemug. a book lover. she will try her best to always be kind and loving, but she also fears pain and rejection. She doesn’t lie, and she detests hurting people. She is one of a kind, and also one of the best friends you could ever have. get yourself a Celine.
by j3lly_b3an November 22, 2021
Get the Celinemug.