Car Sex

When a simp is sexuality attracted to their car enough to put their dick in the tailpipe because they can't get laid by a real woman.

Dude, did you know Jerry hasn't had sex for so long that he had car sex!

by Carlover360 November 7, 2020

car swarm

Slang term for groups of the Palestinians who group around a car that the Israelis have destroyed with a rocket attack.

'After Abu Abbas' car was destroyed by a missile attack there was a car swarm'.

by Bill April 18, 2004

Car stalking

When there arent many parking spots left at a mall, you follow some one in your car who is walking to their spot so you can take it.

Sam: Hey that old guys car stalking us
John: lets walk around some more to piss him off

by johnny jesus July 9, 2010

Puerto Rican Car Seat

When a small child is held on the lap of the mother in the front passenger seat of a car.

Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.

by tommy7115 January 23, 2010

Car Service

When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.

"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."

"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."

by JBell15 December 1, 2009

used car salesman

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018