calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Catleader

A man who leads cats to their death

I lead the cat to his death
I AM A CATLEADER

by Rori Of The Cult Rora January 10, 2021

Humphry Challenger

A small, yet illusive creature. Looks like a pig badger with two large buckteeth, a pilgrim's outfit (hat with buckle, etc.), and a light saber that will rock your fucking world.

Damn Chris! that humphry challenger just stole my lunch out of the GD trough!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

Calylander

A group of Urban kids from the states of California & Maryland who are trend setters and Local Celebrities. They do many things to help the community but know how to have fun. They also attend Oakwood University.

Symbols: Red&White Strings.

Sayings: "Ok, Grrrreat!" & "Hollerr"

Bryon, Channon, Jade & Jasmine are Calylanders.

by Calylanders May 15, 2008

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009

Catgender

it's a term used by people who want attention because they didn't get attention from their parents, and coming from a transgender male I do not consider this a gender. A cat is a pet and a animal not a gender.

"I go by cat/catself pronouns," or "I'm catgender"

by weed&wheat March 26, 2022