cake

the best food ever and the best way to get fat, fast!!

i'm gonna go have 11 cakes cuz i want to be fat!!

by lil1189 October 8, 2005

cake

To Cum your boxers in over-excitement.

Dude, that band was so good, I caked!

by Josh Cormier September 12, 2006

cake

fat,huge not thin chubby

dizzam that gurl is made of cake

by WING January 24, 2004

cake

Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake

N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too

by Undead April 16, 2007

cake

a food ate during birthdays or other special events.

Something fat people eat when they're hungry.

My birthday cake is so cool

Dude, look athat fat kid eat taht cake.

by noneofyourdamnbuisness June 8, 2004

cake

to cake someone is to completely soak their body in sperm

i caked your grandmother last night

by gutter mind October 23, 2011

cake

Philadelphia/tri-state area slang for a voluptuous booty. Usually heard more often by skinny white girls trying to seem 'hood' or ghetto.

White girl 1: Sarah got dat cake like mmm girl and she white too!
White girl 2: You knowww bitchess hate!

by 1325654 December 14, 2010