Caynan

One of the Hottest people you will ever meet. He’s a big hunk of man meat! Any girl wouldn’t want to pass up spending time with him. He’s Adorable, Cute, and Sexy. He’s the boy all the girls want to be with. Any girl would be super lucky to have this hunk. He’s usually tall, smart, pretty, and an all around great guy. Caynan’s are usually the life of the party. The second arty don’t start till they arrive.

“I wonder where all the girls are at”. “There probably with Caynan the hunk”.

by Size lessons November 22, 2019

new canaan tools

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

by Kevin Sullivan March 5, 2005

Canandaigua

According to Native American legend, Canandaigua is the chosen spot/place. At present, the city is undergoing an amazing transformation. There is a Veteran's hospital which is gathering all wounded souls from war and violence. There is St Mary's Roman Catholic Church, who just lost a primary force to the "Pagans". There is the historical Pickering treaty with the Haudenosaunee, which is not followed by the federal government. Angels from throughout human history and geography are gathering to transform Canandaigua into the city of God/Angels from a Redneck Racist hell hole.

If you want to see God--Canandaigua is the place to be!

by ameseababe2 November 13, 2011

new canaan

tori spelling, stop writing about the gang, everyone gets it, they're loud, if they piss you off go talk to them in person.

omg the gang was so loud today im gonna go home and write about it on urbandictionary.com

by a junior April 27, 2005

chananism

Noun. A stupid act/saying said by one named Chanan

Example 1
Chanan: "mom if you love your ipod so much why dont u just move to Massachusetts and marry it"
NOT-Chanan: "what is this chananism that which you speak of?"

Example 2 (this is an example of chananism)
Chanan: "hey mom whats an abortion"
NOT-Chanan: "its when a mommy desides to get rid of her baby"
Chanan: "mom when was your first abortion"

by fatboi1234567890 December 7, 2010

New Canaan

New Canaan is one of the richest towns in America but the people there can't get over themselves. Being one of the few people in New Canaan who doesn't have 6 houses and multiple Bently's, I can laugh at the comedic antics of my classmates and people in the town in general. In New Canaan, people try to be badass by skipping class and listining to rap. Well look in the damn mirror everyone in this town is friggin white. As for sports, if you dont play baseball (best sport) or lacrosse (stupid) you are considered an outcast or faggot. But in New Canaan, talent has nothing to do with sports. You will only get playing time if your parents are friends with the director of your sports, or politics. I am one of the few who suffer from Parental-Commisioner-Enemy-Syndrome, or PCES. All of the others who suffer from PCES share my synical veiw on my disgraseful town, but at least we are better then the D-Baggers

New Canaan is not where you should move. Waste your money somewhere else. Seriously.

by newcanaanbaseball August 4, 2008

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.

-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

by WHSST May 7, 2005