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Call of Duty Flu

An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.

When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).

This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.

Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.

Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
by PattyBadFingers November 12, 2009
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vanessa: "hey john would you like to go out on a date?"
john: "no. im too busy playing call of duty."
vanessa: "fucking low life"
by poison77 May 23, 2010
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Call of Duty induced tourettes

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
by I H8 YOUR FACE October 27, 2010
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Call of Shame

The call one makes the next morning when they wonder what they did the night before.
Ring Ring

Lindsey: Hello

Trevor: Did Chelsea give you the Call of Shame yet?

Lindsey: Ya she was a hot mess.
by GleekyEmma November 6, 2011
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Call of duty

The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming.

Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"

The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.

If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.

If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum

The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*
by Blarny August 9, 2012
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call 12

If you don't get the f*ck out my house imma call 12
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Call da cops

Omg they call da cops again!!
by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019
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