Buddhist

One of the kindest people in the world. They will always help you 100% of the time. They dont talk shit about other religions. They dont fly planes into buildings. they don't come knocking at your door to try and convert you. I think They are the greatest people on earth!

-im catholic, and i have tremendous respect for this religion.

" Buddhist are one of the most peacefull loving people on earth, they dont even kill bugs "

guy1: man that's peacefull

by poopster September 17, 2005

Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.

"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"

by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

by mybrosteve December 30, 2008

surf buddies

Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.

Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Steve & Danny with Steve's sister

Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?

Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...

Mary Ann - So cute...

Little later

Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?

Steve - You sensitive right now?

Danny - Yeah, little bit.

by xcsimisiax August 6, 2012

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

comfort buddies

someone who soothes, consoles, or reassures. Also brings cheer to the other one.

Charlie and Alexa are comfort buddies.

by gurliegirl125 January 8, 2009

Fuck Buddy Syndrome

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.

Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013