Bruised Banana Salad

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

by C-Mos August 23, 2011

Ball-bruiser

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.

"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."

by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

by Samwell April 29, 2005

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009

Sack Bruise

After Brutally pounding a woman's ass hole your scrotum becomes purple, swollen, and is accompanied by sharp pain with dry skin resulting in a bruise.

Dude your sister gave me such a Sack Bruise last night

by Browneyejim March 9, 2011

phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.

"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."

by manic depresso May 9, 2018

Nick Bruiser

A bald person with no emotions who has the strength of an ox and will knock you out easily.

"Dont get in that guy's way. He's a real Nick Bruiser if you do."

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022